Boards and Sub-boards

[Morrigan]

I am not part of the "Over 40" crowd, so I am unsure what areas you want to cover here. If you fall into this category, let me know what you would like added and I will run it by the Admin and add what they feel is appropriate. Thanks!

[Socrates]

Ummm....

Grey hair removal.

Wrinkle Cosmetics.

Worries about ummm..., "performance".

How to get a girl/boy friend 20 years younger than yourself.

Well, that's what's on my mind...

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Grey hair removal.

It's called hair dye. Available in every shade of 'hair' plus really cool colours. The advantage of grey is that it doesn't require bleaching before dying - so I'm currently going pink!

Wrinkle Cosmetics.

Well, an ounce of prevention, as they say. If, when young, you kept out of the sun, didn't drink or smoke and ate a sensible diet you probably won't get wrinkled until your seventies.

Worries about ummm..., "performance".

Stop worrying. That helps. Otherwise, there's always Viagra. Which leads nicely to:

How to get a girl/boy friend 20 years younger than yourself.

Why on Earth would you want a girl/boy friend who has too much energy and thinks that everything you like is antediluvian? It's bad enough having to deal with one's own kids that age without having to deal with an immature partner! My advice? See the huge advantages in a partner your own age or older - they won't notice your grey hairs and wrinkles for worrying about their own. They certainly won't mock you for them!

Well, that's granny's two cents!

[Tall Poppy]

Hey that's funny Tig. My boyfriend is nearly 60... I am 42
On the performance front? His erectile dysfunction is completely cured! You know how? He simply stopped masturbating. I know someone else that worked for too I think this Viagera thing is a rip off. Just tell them to stop playing with it - makes it lazy

[pandora]

Viagra is much overrated. If a guy has problems doing it, he should get a thorough medical checkout to rule out conditions such as diabetes that are notorious for causing erectile dysfunctions. The idea of getting a dolly bird 20 yrs younger is also much overrated. Not all mature aged women have to look old. If they have taken care of themselves are are lucky enough to have good genes, they look several years or more younger than their true age.

[madmick]

I went to bed with a woman and afterwards she said that was the worst experience of her life. Considering she had alopecia and all her hair had fallen out I realised that it was pretty bad and I don't think viagara would have helped my ED with her after that.