Grey hair removal.It's called hair dye. Available in every shade of 'hair' plus really cool colours. The advantage of grey is that it doesn't require bleaching before dying - so I'm currently going pink!
Wrinkle Cosmetics.Well, an ounce of prevention, as they say. If, when young, you kept out of the sun, didn't drink or smoke and ate a sensible diet you probably won't get wrinkled until your seventies.
Worries about ummm..., "performance".Stop worrying. That helps. Otherwise, there's always Viagra. Which leads nicely to:
How to get a girl/boy friend 20 years younger than yourself.Why on Earth would you want a girl/boy friend who has too much energy and thinks that everything you like is antediluvian? It's bad enough having to deal with one's own kids that age without having to deal with an immature partner! My advice? See the huge advantages in a partner your own age or older - they won't notice your grey hairs and wrinkles for worrying about their own. They certainly won't mock you for them!
Well, that's granny's two cents!